Title:-Speeding Tocket!
Submitted By:-Imran Lalani!
Submitted On:-1/11/2004

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver s license?
Driver: I don t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It s not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer im .......

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